T.A. Pratt ([info]tapratt) wrote,
@ 2008-04-01 09:17:00
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Urban Haiku

As some of you know, my first love is poetry. It's what I studied in college, and I wrote a collection of poems as the senior honors thesis for my creative writing degree (a degree roughly as useful as a cowcatcher on a fencepost). I taught poetry workshops, I published in little magazines, and I did more readings than I could count.

Alas, the need to keep body and soul together have increasingly led me to forsake poetry in favor of prose, simply because prose pays so very much better. But, in honor of National Poetry Month, and in light of the fact that so many books of poetry have lately topped bestseller lists (not to mention the flurry of recent film rights sales -- who else can't wait for David Fincher's adaptation of Margaret Atwood's Morning in the Burned House? Or to see what kind of twist M. Night Shyamalan can put on the end of Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken"? Maybe he'll take the road more traveled by!), I've convinced my publisher to let me do something novel -- only, ha, as you'll see, also decidedly not novel -- for the fourth book in my Marla Mason urban fantasy series, which comes out next April, just in time for the 2009 National Poetry Month.

That book, currently titled Untitled Book Four, will be composed entirely of haiku.

Herewith, a few excerpts, from the Heroic Prologue:


Marla Mason will

kick your ass if you screw with

her town. Your ass: Kicked.



For real, she'll straight up

punch you in the face. With fists

hard as adamant.



What, you think because

you're a monster or some shit

she won't kick your ass?



She'll kick your monster

ass. Her boots are covered in

monster ass. Trust me.



She once turned a guy

inside out just for asking

her what time it was.



He wasn't even

a monster or nothing. She

had low blood sugar.



So if you come to

her town, you'd best bring her a

muffin or something.



(Also there are three

books before this one. Help a

brother out and buy.)


As you can see, I owe a great debt of influence to the poems of Basho, for his willingness to subvert traditional haiku subject matter, and to Allen Ginsberg's innovative American Sentences for some of the syllabic playfulness. I think you'll find the book a quick read. Like all the previous books, it comes in a bit over 300 pages in paperback -- but there's a lot more white space in Untitled Book Four than the others.

Enjoy April. Do something poetic.




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[info]feyrieprincess
2008-04-01 04:22 pm UTC (link)
Wow you actually made me smile
Considering my nightmare of a move and how dreadful my sister the ant is being to me, this is quite an accomplishment...

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[info]sarah_prineas
2008-04-01 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Oh, you had me going there, right up until the twist ending on "The Road Not Taken."

These are awesome. I laughed out loud and scared the cats. *monster boots, snerk*

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[info]sarah_prineas
2008-04-02 12:22 am UTC (link)
Ow. I just read these aloud to J and couldn't stop laughing.

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[info]tapratt
2008-04-02 12:47 am UTC (link)
You laugh at MY ART?!?!?!?!

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[info]sarah_prineas
2008-04-02 12:50 am UTC (link)
Erm....

laughing with, not at.

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[info]shaolingrrl
2008-04-02 03:26 am UTC (link)
You used the word "adamant." You, Sir, are a true poet.

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[info]tim_pratt
2008-04-02 05:28 am UTC (link)
That's why I used it. It's our shibboleth!

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-03 10:06 pm UTC (link)
Mmm... monster boots and muffins. The perfect combination.

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